Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Spider drama. SCORE 233
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
How I shower. SCORE 156
Pubid. SCORE 143
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Poor owl. SCORE 205
English is hard. SCORE 291
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Burn. SCORE 158
Attack! SCORE 196
Roses are red. SCORE 334
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
Acute angle. SCORE 197
How I die. SCORE 289
Touché. SCORE 336
How the dentist works. SCORE 154
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
