close, but not quite SCORE 17
the world’s happiest microwave SCORE 23
emergency seating SCORE 7
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 22
fun is the wrong word SCORE 5
basketball shoes in texas SCORE 11
amusing criticism SCORE 5
please pick up the kids SCORE 12
it’s gonna be a long flight SCORE 4
20 percent off SCORE 21
orange SCORE 27
looks like i’m gonna live forever SCORE 13
excited crow! SCORE 34
it’s a joop SCORE 9
gonna need an ambulance after that burn SCORE 19
protection from dracula SCORE 6
thanks? SCORE 18
this is a joke, right? SCORE 16
when life comes full circle SCORE 27
do you prefer punk or metal? SCORE 18
cool SCORE 23
might as well try it SCORE 9
oh hay SCORE 6
have you considered going vegan? SCORE 12
hours of entertainment SCORE 27
am i a dog? SCORE 18
it’s a fair question SCORE 15
bookmarking this for halloween SCORE 3
i relate to history SCORE 25
you’ve been warned SCORE 9
the saddest moment SCORE 12
hello! SCORE 12
