TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Drama! SCORE 172
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Was not expecting that… SCORE 153
Forget to turn off phone at movies… SCORE 123
BURN! SCORE 232
The four stages of life. SCORE 199
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Scumbag alarm clock. SCORE 170
Accurate. SCORE 174
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Puppy! SCORE 107
40 years later. SCORE 121
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
No. SCORE 88
How registering for college classes works. SCORE 172
Normal people vs. Me. SCORE 126
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
China vs Germany SCORE 294
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Every time. SCORE 123
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
How to separate your razors. SCORE 48
