Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Problem solved SCORE 34
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
What about Linux? SCORE 45
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Jinkies! SCORE 63
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Good boi summer SCORE 75
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
The obvious answer SCORE 26
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Same… SCORE 53
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Awkward SCORE 69
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Happy little trees SCORE 50
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
easy money SCORE 29
