I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
cats find a way SCORE 23
a very small dog SCORE 15
working cat SCORE 20
slap them SCORE 13
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
scream therapy SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
supersize it SCORE -4
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
because everything is okay SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
one stop american shop SCORE 7
memorable first customer SCORE 17
scary fish! SCORE 7
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
every segment on the news SCORE 14
zero traction SCORE 11
