Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Movie Magic SCORE 27
This aged well. SCORE 18
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
treat? SCORE 25
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
It’s all good. SCORE 49
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
WELL THEN SCORE 17
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
I want to believe. SCORE 28
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 26
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30