Can we keep him, mom? SCORE 58
Some doors are built differently SCORE 30
Tattoos are a lifetime commitment SCORE 46
Let the games begin SCORE 47
I’m listening SCORE 43
Ant acid SCORE 30
I really hope that’s a typo SCORE 29
How long until he gets it? SCORE 46
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
Ratwurst SCORE 62
Lickie stickie SCORE 25
I prayed for this SCORE 26
Food Fighters SCORE 11
And my reaction time has been cut in half SCORE 40
Racecar SCORE 35
Her* SCORE 37
Point proved SCORE 32
One of these days I’ll remember my password. Just not today. SCORE 30
Branded by America SCORE 46
I could watch that screensaver for hours SCORE 53
Dad is on his way! SCORE 33
Remind me tomorrow SCORE 32
He also refuses to learn Italian SCORE 19
Literally a duck SCORE 9
It almost worked, too SCORE 41
Don’t try again SCORE 42
Release them all SCORE 41
Plothole found SCORE 76
Polar bear plunge SCORE 42
When the typo just makes it worse SCORE 31
Gotta keep up appearances SCORE 29
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
