Every time. SCORE 180
Get a puppy they said… SCORE 126
As a computer nerd, this is true. SCORE 181
Toy Story 4. SCORE -19
mothers SCORE 14
Frankie “Pittsburgh” SCORE -1
Those Girls on Instagram SCORE 1
Cats don’t care. SCORE 102
Just one of the benefits of having an elephant for a friend. SCORE 148
Why the Titanic really sunk. SCORE 68
I should really start going to bed earlier… SCORE 149
Dr. Suess SCORE 201
My feelings about Internet Explorer. SCORE 183
Just hangin’ out. SCORE 79
Otters hold hands while they sleep. SCORE 312
Sorry! SCORE 11
Accurate. SCORE 289
Love. SCORE 151
What a real troll looks like SCORE -4
Indian BURN SCORE 23
You make a valid point. SCORE 306
Attempted derp. SCORE 121
Overly attached dog. SCORE 185
Literal Thrift Shop SCORE 6
Nutella Popsicles. SCORE 138
Nailed it. SCORE 214
To love at all is to be vulnerable. SCORE 310
The former pirate cat. SCORE 131
The birds get it. SCORE 182
The soda machine at my work. SCORE 252
Partners in crime. SCORE 143
Thinking ahead. SCORE 169
