i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
pebble and roll SCORE 65
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
bad ass SCORE 38
important psa SCORE 44
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
cats always come first SCORE 27
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
oh wow SCORE 49
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
too late SCORE 38
5 days a week SCORE 45
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
so true SCORE 37
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
must pet the pet SCORE 37
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
there were no survivors SCORE 37
