okay but how did this happen??? SCORE 10
i am the problem SCORE 19
goomba on the roomba SCORE 27
he’s six…teen SCORE 21
cool ranch beanie SCORE 21
duck disguise shirt SCORE 26
i’ve missed you old friend SCORE 30
my little angel SCORE 15
studio ghibli inspired SCORE 34
well this is awkward SCORE 20
ottoman empire SCORE 31
bears playing human SCORE 23
vibes are all wrong SCORE 20
villain with a phd SCORE 44
spelling is important SCORE 18
what fatherhood really proves SCORE 17
what i mean when i say i want a cheese sandwich SCORE 19
a terrible mistake was made SCORE 32
everyday this bird wakes up and chooses violence SCORE 23
don’t parent with fear SCORE 40
oh the irony SCORE 28
floofy bootie SCORE 31
nice shirt, kid SCORE 24
reverse mission trip SCORE 24
safe word cannot match a previously used safe word, either SCORE 26
important enrichment time SCORE 11
he was trying his best SCORE 25
i’ll laugh if i want to SCORE 11
what powers do you think he got? SCORE 22
the dream life SCORE 33
you never write in the perfect notebook SCORE 34
the best email signature SCORE 27
