He who fights lobsters SCORE 65
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 71
Dog’s mom accidentally orders XS dog bed. Good Dog still grateful. SCORE 76
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
The "History" Channel’s programming today SCORE 69
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 109
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
Even now, confinement seems much more punishing than solitude. SCORE 64
Heavenly cute! SCORE 78
You and your family. Also your extended family. SCORE 39
I am the lion now SCORE 80
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
Coachella SCORE 55
Password problems SCORE 73
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
Minik The Wonder Cat SCORE 80
Facebook is the perfect place to be passive agressive SCORE 40
Disappointment SCORE 50
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
Brofish SCORE 75
Hey gurl SCORE 20
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
