GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Uncanny SCORE 150
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
How slavery began. SCORE 73
Me and my trainer. SCORE 115
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
GO BOB GO!!!!!! SCORE 5
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Perks of being an English major SCORE 177
The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth. SCORE 445
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 92
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 254
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Potter Puppy. SCORE 154
Darth Vader is Luke’s Father!? SCORE 5
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Batman? SCORE 138
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Meanwhile in holland… SCORE 1
How I Met Your Mother SCORE 6
