safety first even if you’re a puppy SCORE 20
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 27
overpacking for a short trip is my super power SCORE 20
lost cat SCORE 8
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 0
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
anatomy of a good boy SCORE 13
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 24
soft pretzel crab SCORE 28
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
cactus on the run! SCORE 22
multi-colored squirrel only found in india SCORE 28
clever girl SCORE 15
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 25
a cat making itself feel at home SCORE 8
highly qualified mortgage advisor SCORE 18
this salad is hilarious SCORE 12
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 29
who wore it better? the answer is obvious SCORE 36
excuse me, i just need to ask you a few questions SCORE 17
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
the email never finds me well SCORE 16
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 20
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 23
sorry cakey SCORE 20
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 25
the best fudge comes from… SCORE 17