being a rug would be easier SCORE 11
am i a pig? SCORE 11
slow dumb cat SCORE 14
i’ll be back SCORE 9
drunk drama SCORE 9
wrong on so many levels SCORE 6
give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35
fig newton shoes SCORE 15
myself, obviously SCORE 32
delicates SCORE 3
they would breed SCORE 25
so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12
nice cat SCORE 9
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7
he’s got good balance SCORE 10
drunk humming bird SCORE 33
resistance is futile SCORE 7
failed eye test SCORE 34
you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16
all the yes SCORE 16
there goes my week SCORE 22
the lord’s carbs SCORE 15
whoops SCORE 6
they traded places SCORE 28
404 error SCORE 8
more cheesecake SCORE 16
false advertising SCORE 10
i have cats SCORE 9
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
earth sandwich SCORE 36
bologna! SCORE 18