America lately. SCORE 209
Snakes can fly?! SCORE 159
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. SCORE -48
Even dogs have standards. SCORE 214
Every ceiling fan ever. SCORE 313
How dinosaurs are made. SCORE 208
.. SCORE -16
You already know too much. SCORE 219
DOUBLE DREAM FEET! SCORE -1
That’s enough time with my kitten, tiny hooman. SCORE 259
Put this in every textbook. SCORE 295
Then fill the glass with water. SCORE 185
Meow… SCORE 9
Owls are weird. SCORE 267
WIN ONCE AGAIN FOR RON SWANSON. SCORE 1
Camas Prairie, Idaho at sunset. SCORE 242
The more you know. SCORE 338
Thanks, smoke alarm. SCORE 238
Resisting a rest! SCORE 203
Well Played Taylor, Well Played SCORE 23
Late Night Breakfast SCORE 1
When you are sad. SCORE 277
Police Troll ;) SCORE 26
The Oxford Comma SCORE 8
Slenderman shuffle SCORE 5
If you had to choose… SCORE 11
Game of thrones. SCORE 138
Licky Clam SCORE 5
A Daddy’s letter to his ‘Little One’ and her future husband. SCORE 62
Probably. SCORE 182
How I feel on the days of summer… SCORE 308
Baby pandas. SCORE 154
