clearly an elephant SCORE 1
maybe don’t take advice from michael myers SCORE 9
stories like this really warm my bones SCORE 26
good boy SCORE 23
only the best for your horse SCORE 8
elaboration as a threat SCORE 31
it’s the cat’s coffin now SCORE 19
it’s a life sentence SCORE 19
musical pest SCORE 21
soon SCORE 16
procrastination got hands SCORE 17
sir, have you looked in the mirror? SCORE 14
artful pettiness SCORE 35
this is what i mean when i say “ideal work environment” SCORE 22
jesus drove a honda SCORE 16
i was today’s years old when i learned SCORE 20
too hot to copy SCORE 14
my brain is stuck here SCORE 38
the choice should have been obvious SCORE 24
he’s not wrong, though SCORE 24
the best feeling SCORE 27
snipped it in the butt SCORE 23
don’t look under the bed SCORE 22
and just like that… ghost SCORE 22
whatever pays the bills SCORE 29
totally not scary at all SCORE 30
living life to its fullest SCORE 33
the future belongs to me SCORE 18
dad bot SCORE 38
air fryers are just ovens SCORE 31
were my instructions not clear? SCORE 20
autobots, roll out! SCORE 13
