Twist! SCORE 138
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
My kind of bed SCORE -70
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
I would watch this SCORE 110
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
English is weird. SCORE 95
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Liz… SCORE 123
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Not today. SCORE 205
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
