now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
hey…dad…? SCORE 20
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
how do they even add mystery calories like this SCORE 20
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
she’s the one SCORE 1
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
welcome to clowntown SCORE 13
self esteam issues SCORE 26
the free in freedom SCORE 23
“it’s francis at the three” SCORE 16
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
maintana residents in the lake superior peninsula have it rough SCORE 16
this is really cute SCORE 55
*just in case SCORE 27
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
5, obviously SCORE 38
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 15
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
look, it’s a monday thing SCORE 21