Dear Santa… SCORE 187
40 years later. SCORE 121
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
BURN! SCORE 232
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Every time. SCORE 123
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Accurate. SCORE 174
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
No. SCORE 88
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Puppy! SCORE 107
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
