the story of the rat that survived with no brain SCORE 19
the mothman statue is draggin a wagon SCORE 25
at least 12 earths can fit in the sun SCORE 32
only the truly desperate end up on page 2 of google search results SCORE 11
waiting six minutes is technically later SCORE 39
this! i need one! SCORE 3
how many balls is too many balls? SCORE 17
talk about adding insult to injury SCORE 20
i guess he got bored and decided to mimic the dog SCORE 32
if a cat is a cat burglar then are they called human burglars? SCORE 29
there is also a dog SCORE 29
what it says vs what you read SCORE 6
the technology to google your own mind cant be that far away SCORE 21
you’re staring at the answer – this parchment in your hands SCORE 25
catnip and chill SCORE 18
google autocomplete is undefeated SCORE 7
you have to take a picture before you can eat… SCORE 11
someone didn’t see the arrow pointing to the left SCORE 14
clever hack to get rid of unwanted junk SCORE 24
a real snake that looks like a kids best attempt to draw a snake SCORE 29
eat kiwis for happy sleep? SCORE 24
a fitbit is just a tamagotchi for humans SCORE 26
when someone wants to ask you a question SCORE 11
it’s all about the perspective SCORE 29
my bladder is the real morning alarm SCORE 25
somehow i know i said it wrong SCORE 21
this sandwich totally tastes like a sandwich SCORE 14
what will you be when you’re 100 years old SCORE 29
Completionists understand SCORE 28
in case you thought it was called a hole bowl SCORE 22
a confusing time, or a great time with all that loot SCORE 10
hanging out the passenger side no longer makes you a scrub SCORE 26
