Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Drama! SCORE 172
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
China vs Germany SCORE 294
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Guys listen… SCORE 170
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
BURN! SCORE 232
Puppy! SCORE 107
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Every time. SCORE 123
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
40 years later. SCORE 121
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Grass Fence SCORE 215
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Accurate. SCORE 174
No. SCORE 88
