freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
i am this dog SCORE 20
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
too late SCORE 38
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
there were no survivors SCORE 37
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
bad ass SCORE 38
important psa SCORE 44
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
oh wow SCORE 49
pebble and roll SCORE 65
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
5 days a week SCORE 45
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
he made his choice SCORE 43
