
The best of: I'm da captain now. SCORE 131

Slow on the draw. SCORE 65

This guy made me laugh so hard! SCORE 117

The truth about soccer. SCORE 185

They're expensive so as to prevent women from hoarding them... probably. SCORE 28

I Don't Mean To Brag SCORE 101

When I'm eating soft food and something crunches in my mouth SCORE 95

Flu season is coming... SCORE 125

So close. SCORE 163

Return the wings, won't you? SCORE 25

Airplane etiquette. SCORE 241

When you buy a new broom and have too much time on your hands SCORE 90

What Australia is really like SCORE 137

The look of pure terror SCORE 124

Hell. SCORE 124

Bed cartography. SCORE 222

Specially difficult SCORE 97

Why I don't look out the window at night SCORE 192

This Is What Happens When Kids Grow Up And Get Adult Money SCORE 120

Did you know? SCORE 144

The happy family. SCORE 151

Meanwhile, in Russia... SCORE 481

Pedicures SCORE 133

Got you bro SCORE 105

Autobots roll out! SCORE 136

Har har har. SCORE 223

My 2-yr old figured out how to go cross-eyed and now does it in Every. Damn. Picture. SCORE 94

Every time I clean the litter box. SCORE 152

What's the matter? SCORE 341

Scumbag brain. SCORE 201

My father is losing his battle with cancer and was given a couple days to live, so he had me smuggle him a hospice beer. SCORE 126

Stay calm. SCORE 275