The best of: I'm da captain now. SCORE 131
Slow on the draw. SCORE 65
This guy made me laugh so hard! SCORE 117
The truth about soccer. SCORE 185
They're expensive so as to prevent women from hoarding them... probably. SCORE 28
I Don't Mean To Brag SCORE 101
When I'm eating soft food and something crunches in my mouth SCORE 95
Flu season is coming... SCORE 125
So close. SCORE 163
Return the wings, won't you? SCORE 25
Airplane etiquette. SCORE 241
When you buy a new broom and have too much time on your hands SCORE 90
What Australia is really like SCORE 137
The look of pure terror SCORE 124
Hell. SCORE 124
Bed cartography. SCORE 222
Specially difficult SCORE 97
Why I don't look out the window at night SCORE 192
This Is What Happens When Kids Grow Up And Get Adult Money SCORE 120
Did you know? SCORE 144
The happy family. SCORE 151
Meanwhile, in Russia... SCORE 481
Pedicures SCORE 133
Got you bro SCORE 105
Autobots roll out! SCORE 136
Har har har. SCORE 223
My 2-yr old figured out how to go cross-eyed and now does it in Every. Damn. Picture. SCORE 94
Every time I clean the litter box. SCORE 152
What's the matter? SCORE 341
Scumbag brain. SCORE 201
My father is losing his battle with cancer and was given a couple days to live, so he had me smuggle him a hospice beer. SCORE 126
Stay calm. SCORE 275
