One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Accurate. SCORE 146
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The future. SCORE 22
The Twortle SCORE 142
The power of barking SCORE 18
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
2pactopus SCORE 113
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221