Like a sir. SCORE 136
So...do you come here often? SCORE 59
That awkward moment when... SCORE -75
Caaaaaarl! SCORE 141
It seemed like a good idea at the time SCORE 68
Just a little tubby... SCORE 61
Freedom rings SCORE 91
Freshly squeezed orange Jews. SCORE 143
TIL my oven doesn't work like a cremator SCORE 67
South Park facts SCORE 137
The Royal Family members are turning into the Weasleys, with irony. SCORE 122
My dad’s the best SCORE 70
It's part of the word. SCORE 215
Meanwhile, in Japan. SCORE 249
This has a nice "ring" to it SCORE 198
Gucci is at its worst SCORE 51
Good decorated pillows SCORE 74
Like a boss. SCORE 125
The Bruce Lee door lock. SCORE 119
Perspective. SCORE 143
I just saw my future SCORE 57
Children are like farts... SCORE 127
This might be my favorite Tweet of all time SCORE 105
Squirrel logic. SCORE 172
When getting a tattoo. SCORE 189
Not The Favorite Child Apparently SCORE 125
Chromatic typewriter SCORE 105
In case of fire... SCORE 155
I fixed your problem. SCORE 1322
I have drank some water SCORE 83
Respect the surgical staff SCORE 207
None for Gale Hawthorne. SCORE 195
