LIES! SCORE 209
Introducing, "Grumpy Turtle." SCORE 156
Mildly infuriating: My glass isn’t centered on its stem. SCORE 86
This is a frequent lie I tell SCORE 121
Postcard from the North SCORE 35
Forever alone. SCORE 266
Doctor Who's Lady Cassandra sugar cookies SCORE 127
Some guys just can’t win SCORE 96
The truth about love. SCORE 101
An actual photo of my DNA SCORE 69
Be a hero when the time calls for it. SCORE 28
Rent, basically. SCORE 37
Perspective SCORE 130
loser keeps Bieber SCORE 120
Humility at its finest. SCORE 235
Why Unicorns Are Extinct SCORE 134
Anna and Frozone SCORE 242
That time Mr. Rogers brought on the science guy himself SCORE 79
Laces vs. Velcro SCORE 50
Stop the sausage smuggling SCORE 73
We are the spice of life... SCORE 23
If Disney made Game of Thrones. SCORE 328
As a lifelong Southerner, this couldn't be more accurate. SCORE 67
Goals SCORE 50
X-ray of a 900 pound man. SCORE 134
Stepping out of your comfort zone... SCORE 221
One of my favorite comedians. SCORE 148
I'd watch it. SCORE 146
Surgery expectation vs. reality. SCORE 121
How I see constellations SCORE 194
Can't you see that he is suffering!?!? SCORE 112
Has anyone seen America? SCORE 232
