
I’ve never been more scared of starfish… SCORE 19

The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546

At my funeral. SCORE 218

Cats are jerks. SCORE 157

A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148

Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193

One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402

Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229

Mr. Mix… SCORE 0

Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130

Now kiss… SCORE 116

Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20

A Date for the Scilence SCORE 23

Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20

Trollololo! SCORE 152

Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276

Accurate. SCORE 287

Howling lessons SCORE 9

I can’t hear you. SCORE 23

Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12

Dealing with children… SCORE 31

Going home for vacation SCORE 14

Burn!!! SCORE 2

2pactopus SCORE 113

Goats are jerks. SCORE 114

Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255

Same thing… SCORE 21

The evilest thing I can imagine… SCORE 13

short people SCORE 0

The Twortle SCORE 142

Fame Still Can’t Beat Brothers SCORE 39

Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241