What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Good boi summer SCORE 75
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Problem solved SCORE 34
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Awkward SCORE 69
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Plot twist! SCORE 42
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
The obvious answer SCORE 26
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
easy money SCORE 29
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
It’s my super power SCORE 44
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Same… SCORE 53
Jinkies! SCORE 63
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39