The local PDs guide to keeping thieves out of your vehicle SCORE 104
Instructions for a Great Leap Forward SCORE 140
When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me, and no one showed up. SCORE 72
Now you look like Sid from Toy Story… SCORE 110
This Dog Has Shamed His Ancestors SCORE 117
Response To All This Vegetarian Stuff SCORE 91
Men are like flies SCORE 191
Let me love you! SCORE 143
Dog Vs Cat SCORE 93
When the lead choreographer adds moves you don’t remember learning SCORE 116
He see’s you. And he is not impressed. SCORE 133
Water dog. SCORE 151
cute bigger pup SCORE 111
Eat my shorts. SCORE 143
Don’t let your dreams be dreams SCORE 176
Unexpected friends SCORE 177
This guy… SCORE 132
Where do I plug in my mouse pad? SCORE 136
Not the new ones though, screw those huge-eyed abominations. SCORE 106
The local PDs guide to keeping thieves out of your vehicle SCORE 32
Do You Want To Scratch My Belly? SCORE 104
Teaching in style: 1969. SCORE 99
Always be excellent to each other SCORE 142
Macron wins the handshake game SCORE 141
AH, A SIMPLE GRAMMATICAL ERROR THAT WE HUMANS OFTEN MAKE SCORE 167
The Tables have Turned SCORE 111
MRW I hear that people disappear in the Bermuda Triangle but decide to go there anyway SCORE 73
Still on for Friday? SCORE 130
After I realized how many members of the Trump administration have resigned or been fired thus far. SCORE 100
Be aware kids, drop bears are real. SCORE 100
Human Nigel does not approve. SCORE 242
Sir Mittens, do they approve? SCORE 85
