Wake up, Neo. SCORE 20
About time, honestly. SCORE 21
Any meal I didn’t have to make is the best meal. SCORE 20
KFC is using the Colonel to enforce distancing. SCORE 24
Chaotic bus vibes. SCORE 26
The White House Chef. SCORE 19
Nice try FBI SCORE 26
A happy Beluga whale being returned to the ocean after a decade in captivity SCORE 25
You know… SCORE 36
Star Wars is for all of us. SCORE 21
Alright, but they should get their money back. SCORE 29
The Hardest Part of Writing, basically. SCORE 27
Good luck at school. SCORE 30
The C19 Special SCORE 22
Local paper is good paper. SCORE 30
We’re gonna need electric fences SCORE 22
When the baby giraffe will not fit on the scale SCORE 26
Just Ann things… SCORE 29
Nice try, Pennywise SCORE 18
Move on. SCORE 25
IKEA is allowing Muslims to pray in their parking lot so they can maintain social distancing. SCORE 32
Kindergarten was pass/fail. SCORE 25
2021 will probably be a good year… SCORE 25
Someone skipped a few days… SCORE 14
We’re headed in the right direction, boys! SCORE 21
Winter is looming. SCORE 30
The time is nigh… SCORE 20
BRI, 24 SCORE 26
The moment the first Deathstar was destroyed SCORE 27
Well well well… would you look at those prices… SCORE 18
*panics in fruit of the loom* SCORE 19
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson demonstrates how schools are Covid-safe by holding two arms over three chairs SCORE 16
