Soon! SCORE 132
duckface SCORE -9
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
Pretty sure this is every American’s dream. SCORE 244
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
what obama looks like SCORE -10
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
bender logic SCORE 8
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
Rainbow jello! SCORE 135
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
Coincidence? SCORE 87
Human stahp SCORE 0
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
Feeling down? SCORE 104
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -27
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
jabba the cat SCORE 4
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
Now what? SCORE 174
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
I’d live here. SCORE 225
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
