Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Trollololo! SCORE 152
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Accurate. SCORE 146
2pactopus SCORE 113
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Howling lessons SCORE 9
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Same thing… SCORE 21
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The Twortle SCORE 142
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The power of barking SCORE 18
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
