I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Real American hero SCORE 41
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
15, max. SCORE 52
And cheese SCORE 26
Fatality SCORE 40
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
I just became more metal SCORE 33
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16