Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Forever alone. SCORE 268
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Pokémon. SCORE 310
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Real food!!! SCORE 260
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Ladies… SCORE 159
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Discuss. SCORE -24
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
