When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Accurate. SCORE 323
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Bee logic. SCORE 159
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Touché… SCORE 192
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
True fear. SCORE 255
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
A dog’s life. SCORE 185
Coincidence? SCORE 148
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
