When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Every day. SCORE 212
Glam rock. SCORE 157
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
I like you. SCORE 215
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
WUT? SCORE 268
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Every time. SCORE 135
