"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
Can not unsee. SCORE 104
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 65
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
Smooth AF SCORE 101
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 138
Medical alphabet. SCORE 82
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 130
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
#stopit SCORE 98
huh… $43 M… SCORE 98
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
How Your Body Works SCORE 130
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
Old Habits SCORE 81
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 144
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
