A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
me in the shower SCORE 21
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
your gay SCORE 249
Words. SCORE 162
Nice things SCORE 11
every time SCORE 215
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
Well this seems dangerous. SCORE 179
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Female body builders. SCORE -29
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 253
… SCORE 10
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Me basically. SCORE 181
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Om nom nom SCORE 10
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
