Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
The Hobbit. SCORE 203
After going to the gym 3 days in a row. SCORE 91
Good advice. SCORE 13
A Mexican magician. SCORE 203
Frosty the realistic snowman. SCORE 13
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
True mark of adulthood. SCORE 190
When you see it. SCORE 5
Parroting done right. SCORE 139
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Anyone else? SCORE 144
Spin kick against arcade punching machine SCORE -6
Quality work there, kelly. SCORE 154
This and that SCORE 11
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Dat feel. SCORE 156
Claus Enough SCORE 7
"This CD ROM can hold more information than all of the papers here below me." SCORE 11
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
The evolution of light sabers. SCORE 11
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
All you need to know about America… SCORE 155
Time. SCORE 133
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
Germans. SCORE 3
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
