So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
Liz… SCORE 123
My kind of bed SCORE -70
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
Not today. SCORE 205
English is weird. SCORE 95
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Twist! SCORE 138
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
So you like metal? SCORE 144
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
I would watch this SCORE 110