where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
place your bets! SCORE 48
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
oh sweet release SCORE 50
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 37
gonna have to disagree with this one SCORE 6
call me dr SCORE 32
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
today was a good day SCORE 38
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 35
worth every sin SCORE 33
textbook-ception SCORE 50
the original American badass SCORE 88
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
fan theories SCORE 33
everything is south america now SCORE 46
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 60
cozy SCORE 36
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
rude diet SCORE 36
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45