i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
5 days a week SCORE 45
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
must pet the pet SCORE 37
pebble and roll SCORE 65
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
important psa SCORE 44
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
so true SCORE 37
there were no survivors SCORE 37
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
oh wow SCORE 49
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
too late SCORE 38
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
bad ass SCORE 38
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
