giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
she really gets me SCORE 13
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
working from home problems SCORE 27
dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
yeah you motherducker SCORE 32
parental support SCORE 22
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
nerd moment SCORE 12
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14