Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
2pactopus SCORE 113
Accurate. SCORE 146
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The power of barking SCORE 18
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The future. SCORE 22
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Soon. SCORE 8
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
