every segment on the news SCORE 15
memorable first customer SCORE 17
did i stutter? SCORE 12
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
one stop american shop SCORE 7
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
is this satire? SCORE 14
zero traction SCORE 11
scary fish! SCORE 7
cats find a way SCORE 24
a very small dog SCORE 15
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 10
scream therapy SCORE 15
working cat SCORE 21
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 29
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
supersize it SCORE -4
because it did break on its own SCORE 16
a cat wrote this SCORE 8
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 23
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
