Wash your hands after using the restroom! SCORE 136
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview... SCORE 27
Tools made of chocolate. SCORE 19
As a writer, it made me furious. SCORE 137
Ice cold. SCORE 97
What my heart says, my heart gets... SCORE 187
Indian Bull Frog SCORE 105
Nice chompers SCORE 21
Mom: How did your finals go? You: SCORE 50
Happy family portrait. SCORE 129
Ken M on Dog People vs. Cat People SCORE 82
Gingerbread Hogwarts castle SCORE 173
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Babies. SCORE 219
The case of the disappearing candy corn. SCORE 104
Tea-Rex. SCORE 75
Do not trust the pilgrims... SCORE 147
Oh god, who let this thing in the house SCORE 78
Every time. SCORE 170
Look for the incentives. SCORE 25
Canadian middle finger. SCORE 116
Puff! SCORE 229
Robot cat attacks. SCORE 92
Draco Malfoy. SCORE 201
Was the enthusiasm warranted, though? SCORE 14
Moms go big. SCORE 24
Accurate. SCORE 288
Meanwhile, in Romania. SCORE 277
Science vs. Engineering vs. Liberal Arts SCORE 95
Scotland has mixed feelings about global warming. SCORE 339
sounds about right SCORE 152
Cocaine. SCORE 195
