
Wash your hands after using the restroom! SCORE 136

When you lie on the resume but nail the interview... SCORE 27

Tools made of chocolate. SCORE 19

As a writer, it made me furious. SCORE 137

Ice cold. SCORE 97

What my heart says, my heart gets... SCORE 187

Indian Bull Frog SCORE 105

Nice chompers SCORE 21

Mom: How did your finals go? You: SCORE 50

Happy family portrait. SCORE 129

Ken M on Dog People vs. Cat People SCORE 82

Gingerbread Hogwarts castle SCORE 173

It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88

Babies. SCORE 219

The case of the disappearing candy corn. SCORE 104

Tea-Rex. SCORE 75

Do not trust the pilgrims... SCORE 147

Oh god, who let this thing in the house SCORE 78

Every time. SCORE 170

Look for the incentives. SCORE 25

Canadian middle finger. SCORE 116

Puff! SCORE 229

Robot cat attacks. SCORE 92

Draco Malfoy. SCORE 201

Was the enthusiasm warranted, though? SCORE 14

Moms go big. SCORE 24

Accurate. SCORE 288

Meanwhile, in Romania. SCORE 277

Science vs. Engineering vs. Liberal Arts SCORE 95

Scotland has mixed feelings about global warming. SCORE 339

sounds about right SCORE 152

Cocaine. SCORE 195