have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
every bus had these seats SCORE 20
glucose guardian SCORE 12
boom SCORE 12
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
til death do us part SCORE 23
not a high success rate SCORE 25
dreams are fun SCORE 28
therapy burn SCORE 29
puzzling SCORE 18
only room for one! SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
we really got the life SCORE 12
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
enter my what now? SCORE 28
never forget SCORE 20
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
fancy af SCORE 10
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
