I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 20
Thanks I hate breakfast. SCORE 32
Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19
Magical Pi Bush!! SCORE 48
Terminate the hate. SCORE 80
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
Best news Ive heard all day. SCORE 39
bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46
I did not see that coming… SCORE 36
Let’er roll, Ted. SCORE 43
Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 74
*spits venom* SCORE 37
Gato knows your location… SCORE 32
Tiiiiight little circles. SCORE 45
Ok but now theres a restraining order involved… SCORE 36
Why posties go postal. SCORE 27
Happy jumper boys. SCORE 22
This is fine… SCORE 31
Art is delicious… – Dog, probably. SCORE 19
…and then I puked. SCORE 40
Sleep sweet, civil servants. SCORE 76
Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 11
We got the treat! SCORE 25
…Nickels! SCORE 70
I earned this… SCORE 47
Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39
The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33
you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13