i know the feeling well SCORE 31
too late SCORE 38
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
bad ass SCORE 38
oh wow SCORE 49
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
must pet the pet SCORE 37
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
5 days a week SCORE 45
important psa SCORE 44
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
so true SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
there were no survivors SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
pebble and roll SCORE 65
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
cats always come first SCORE 27
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
