Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Accurate. SCORE 146
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Same thing… SCORE 21
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The power of barking SCORE 18
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
2pactopus SCORE 113
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The Twortle SCORE 142
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
