multi-colored squirrel only found in india SCORE 28
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 16
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
god must have been drunk when he came up with the idea for ducks SCORE 29
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 0
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 20
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 23
soft pretzel crab SCORE 28
data requires a manual SCORE 10
don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 22
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 24
sorry cakey SCORE 20
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 28
for lease navidad SCORE 21
excuse me, i just need to ask you a few questions SCORE 17
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 24
who wore it better? the answer is obvious SCORE 36
a cat making itself feel at home SCORE 8
the email never finds me well SCORE 15
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 19
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 26
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 23
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
